Home-time Dreamer Mugs

Clock Watching

Night-time halo

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Barcode Dreams

Big screen TV.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

D.I.Y

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Jack Nicholson

Clock watcher

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

'Think outside the seed.'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

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"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

'Super size me!!'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Book Shop: DYI section

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Bedtime Reading

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Bed time stories

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

Anteater goes on the rampage in cinema,

Job centre

'You have a comfortable home, three beautiful children, a husband who is devoted to you - what could you possibly want with nuclear capability?'

"He's been like that for hours."

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"It's just not the same."