Office Dreamers T-Shirts

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Now that we're into cyber crime, it's time we get a nicer office."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Lemonade Inc.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Inkwell Genie.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Thinking outside the cubicle

Clock watcher

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Imagine there's no office...

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?