Executive In Disguise Pillows

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'What do you mean our mailroom has gone public?'

Cat Boss

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"We're making progress."

"Thursday makes it ten years. What do you say we renew our merger vows."

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"I've gotten plenty of table scraps but no one has ever given me money under the table."

'We'll wait until the ex-ceo's cigar smoke clears before beginning.'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'Well, Higgins, today it's on you to do the most dangerous job here. You've got to feed the board of directors!'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"

CEO (Out to lunch).

"I'm sorry - Mr. Streetwise is never in."

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'I'm contributing to the national happiness index.'

Spying on the Football Match

"Business! Business! Business!"