Feathered Executive Mugs

Chicken executive: 'No one picks on me. I'm impeccable.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

bird interprets modern art

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

Cat Boss

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'Not the funky chicken?'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Woodpecker House

Bird Guide.

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"He's always been good with animals"

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

Aesop's Fables-Peacocks Chase away Jackdaw

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

Cuckoo from Nest Box

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'