Lender Legend Gifts

'And this is where we adjust interest rates.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Ted Hughes

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Search for Missing Socks

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Wait a minute....!

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Cleaning Lockers.

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."