Ledger Legend Gifts

"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."

'Here, we switched accountants.'

The accountant's visit

"Crunch the numbers to dust so I can tell the auditor that the answers are blowing in the wind."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

Bookkeeping Club

Cleaning Lockers.

The Specimen Hunter

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"New from accounting, sir. Two and two is four again."

Colloso-Corp. Do you want our "generally accepted accounting practices" to show a profit or loss last quarter? (Published previously on Feb. 13, 2002.)

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'How much is two plus two?' - 'How much do you want it to be?'

"We audit at dawn."

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

"I crunched the numbers and now they're so smooshed up I can't read them."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"I love the way you hide profits where only I can see them."

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

"...Thompson...there should be a Nobel Prize for accountancy."