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"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."

'Here, we switched accountants.'

The accountant's visit

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Cleaning Lockers.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

The Specimen Hunter

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"New from accounting, sir. Two and two is four again."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

'How much is two plus two?' - 'How much do you want it to be?'

"We audit at dawn."

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

"I love the way you hide profits where only I can see them."

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"I crunched the numbers and now they're so smooshed up I can't read them."

"...Thompson...there should be a Nobel Prize for accountancy."

'And this is where we adjust interest rates.'

'Son, your grandfather was the first lawyer on this case and some day it will be your case.'

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."