Ledgers Legend Pillows

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Gareth Bale

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Bookkeeping Club

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

"You've still got it Joao."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'I've been transferred again.'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"New from accounting, sir. Two and two is four again."

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'