Fantasy League Legend Pillows

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"You've still got it Joao."

'I've been transferred again.'

"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

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'Sorry, coach, but all of the bases are loaded.'