Ledger Illusionist Pillows

Creative Accounting

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Magic Act

Propping up a profits chart.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

David Blaine, Age 60

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"Returns"

Wow. You're amazing!

Mime Tug-of-War

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

A turkey displays a deck of cards.