Ledger Lover Gifts

Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.

'How much is two plus two?' - 'How much do you want it to be?'

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"...Thompson...there should be a Nobel Prize for accountancy."

"New from accounting, sir. Two and two is four again."

Have you got the accounts right yet? Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.

"We audit at dawn."

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

''C' is one of our hidden accounts.'

"Happy fiscal year to you, too!"

'Could I have a receipt for this please?'

Colloso-Corp. Do you want our "generally accepted accounting practices" to show a profit or loss last quarter? (Published previously on Feb. 13, 2002.)

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'I did notice a worrying lack of initiative in the way you handled the final figures...'

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

"What do you mean, it's not tax deductible?!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Let's get organized

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

A large leaf falling on a dog

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.