Leverage Lover Gifts

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"The boss can see you now."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'I say we try it.'

Leap Frog

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Folding Container.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Planes drop vaccines over a city