Leverage Lover Gifts

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"The boss can see you now."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Leap Frog

'I say we try it.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Folding Container.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!