Lunch Ledger Lover Gifts

"Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you."

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"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'Mother?'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'A sandwich?'

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"New from accounting, sir. Two and two is four again."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'