Liquid Lunch Lover Gifts

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

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"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I'm addicted to water."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I brought my lunch."

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

Food van driving through an office.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"Lunch!"

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

One Hour Sandwich shop

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

Woman opens sushi box.

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'