Pub Lunch Lover Gifts

'Why do you keep coming in half drunk after lunch?'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"You lack spontaniety."

'Mother?'

His & hers towels.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Lunch Meet

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Anton's Bar and Grill

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I brought my lunch."

Food van driving through an office.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Just too many choices.'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

The First Roast Chicken.

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."