Packed Lunch Lover Gifts

Packed lift in sardine canning factory.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Expense account or regular?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Behind Every Stupid Man

'Mother?'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

Food van driving through an office.

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

Does anyone have any ideas that aren't about lunch?

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."