Packed Lunch Lovers Gifts

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Behind Every Stupid Man

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Food van driving through an office.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

A choice of sandwiches

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

'My Mom packed a doggie bag from her dinner out last night. I'll trade you my north atlantic lemon sole en papillote for your Twinkie.'

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

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