Lunch Packing Gifts

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

A mix up with the pack lunches.

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Behind Every Stupid Man

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"I brought my lunch."

Out to Scrunch.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Urban lunch

"Lunchward ho!"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Lunch!"

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Sandwich filing.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.