Lunch Packers Gifts

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Lunch Meet

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

CEO (Out to lunch).

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

The mortician's lunch-box.

A choice of sandwiches

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

Rather than deal with hideous, months-old leftovers, many offices are using disposable refrigerators in their lunch rooms.

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'My Mom packed a doggie bag from her dinner out last night. I'll trade you my north atlantic lemon sole en papillote for your Twinkie.'

'The muffin lady was a little odd, but this turkey drumstick lady is whack!'

"Good start, Dobson, but we'll need more than 'Lunch' on our mission statement."