Lunch Packer Extraordinaire Gifts

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Behind Every Stupid Man

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"I brought my lunch."

'Men pack. Women move.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

CEO (Out to lunch).

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

The mortician's lunch-box.

A choice of sandwiches

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

Lunch

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."

Hold on, that's my mom

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'Look Morrison, I've no objections to staff eating at their desks, but I have to draw the line at your pocket barbecue.'

'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'