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"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Lunch Meet

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

CEO (Out to lunch).

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

The mortician's lunch-box.

A choice of sandwiches

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'The muffin lady was a little odd, but this turkey drumstick lady is whack!'

"Good start, Dobson, but we'll need more than 'Lunch' on our mission statement."