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'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Behind Every Stupid Man

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Lunch Meet

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"I brought my lunch."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

CEO (Out to lunch).

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

The mortician's lunch-box.

A choice of sandwiches

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Rather than deal with hideous, months-old leftovers, many offices are using disposable refrigerators in their lunch rooms.

Early Forecast Expert.

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

Special power lunch, $4.50: 'Boloney sandwich.'

Grannies who lunch.

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

Hold on, that's my mom

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."