Adventurous Lunch Packers T-Shirts

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Behind Every Stupid Man

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"I brought my lunch."

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

The mortician's lunch-box.

A choice of sandwiches

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

Regular $3, with commercials $2

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

"I made my special lengua casserole! Let me serve you..."

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

"I turned a blind eye to you raiding the fridge at night, but I'm putting my foot down to you taking packed lunch to bed."

Golfing break at the office

'Did you enjoy the lunch I packed for you?' - 'No, but the fish loved it.'