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'Did you enjoy the lunch I packed for you?' - 'No, but the fish loved it.'

A choice of sandwiches

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

Hold on, that's my mom

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

A mix up with the pack lunches.

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

"I turned a blind eye to you raiding the fridge at night, but I'm putting my foot down to you taking packed lunch to bed."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Boy at Computer.

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

Fishing

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

CEO (Out to lunch).

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

Due to a rise in raw materials, higher energy charges and labour increases, there will be no box lunches this year.

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."