Packing Lunches Gifts

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Behind Every Stupid Man

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"Pie chart"

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I brought my lunch."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"Nothing for me, thanks."

A choice of sandwiches

Pink slime hot dogs.

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

Hold on, that's my mom