Power Lunch Planner Gifts

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Pie chart"

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"