Power Lunch Gifts

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

"Pie chart"

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Food van driving through an office.

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"I just invented the power lunch."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

'Here's your businessman's lunch, sir, and this gentleman is from the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"Next time you invite clients for beer and Pizza, make sure it's not a health food brand"

"One businessman's lunch, and one meddling bureaucrat's lunch!"