Power Lunch Enthusiast Gifts

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

Power lunch loses its punch when counting calories.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Landing That Tough Account

Food van driving through an office.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"I just invented the power lunch."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

"Soup of the day."

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."