Power Lunch Enthusiast Gifts

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

Power lunch loses its punch when counting calories.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Food van driving through an office.

Landing That Tough Account

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"I just invented the power lunch."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.