Power Lunch Professionals Gifts

'Doris, I need help deciding which wallet to flash at my lunch meeting.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Food van driving through an office.

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"I just invented the power lunch."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

They were out of bagels...

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'

'I'll have the absolute power lunch.'

"One businessman's lunch, and one meddling bureaucrat's lunch!"