Power Lunch Professionals Gifts

'Doris, I need help deciding which wallet to flash at my lunch meeting.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Food van driving through an office.

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"I just invented the power lunch."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

They were out of bagels...

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'

'I'll have the absolute power lunch.'

"And would the gentlemen like a table with a fax or without?"

"Next time you invite clients for beer and Pizza, make sure it's not a health food brand"