Power Lunch Planner Mugs

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Like death by salad.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Pie chart"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'