Packed Lunches Mugs

'I'm not going out for lunch. I packed one today.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"He's having lunch at his desk, like he does every time he packs a juice box."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Behind Every Stupid Man

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

"Pie chart"

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"Nothing for me, thanks."

A choice of sandwiches

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Pink slime hot dogs.

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

Country Pub Walk

'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"