Lunch Packing Pillows

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

A mix up with the pack lunches.

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"Expense account or regular?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Behind Every Stupid Man

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"I brought my lunch."

Out to Scrunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Urban lunch

"Lunchward ho!"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Sandwich filing.

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

One Hour Sandwich shop

Soup

"Lunch!"