Packed Lunch Lovers Pillows

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Behind Every Stupid Man

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Food van driving through an office.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

A choice of sandwiches

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

'The muffin lady was a little odd, but this turkey drumstick lady is whack!'

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."