Pub Lunches Gifts

'Too much to drink at lunch time.'

Country Pub Walk

Tartine

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pie chart"

'Just too many choices.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I brought my lunch."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'Here comes Ted.'

Getting old...

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Beer Recycling Centre

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Going to the pub with kids...