Office Lunch Gifts

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Pie chart"

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

Landing That Tough Account

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Food van driving through an office.

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I brought my lunch."

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."