Business Lunch Gifts

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Tartine

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"Expense account or regular?"

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'This is where our customers all decided to go paperless.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."