Business Lunch Regular Gifts

'Businessman's lunch...Fish dinner!

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Pie chart"

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

Food van driving through an office.

Landing That Tough Account

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

They were out of bagels...

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."

'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

"Next time you invite clients for beer and Pizza, make sure it's not a health food brand"

"One businessman's lunch, and one meddling bureaucrat's lunch!"

'Doris, I need help deciding which wallet to flash at my lunch meeting.'

"And would the gentlemen like a table with a fax or without?"