Business Meals Gifts

'He won't be out at lunch long, nobody took him.'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

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'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

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"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Office meeting

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."