Business Dinner Gifts

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

Office meeting

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

The Card Flinger

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"