Business Dinner Prints

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Office meeting

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

The Card Flinger

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'