Business Luncher Gifts

Warning: Asset Strippers At Work

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"Pie chart"

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Landing That Tough Account

Food van driving through an office.

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

They were out of bagels...

'Businessman's lunch...Fish dinner!

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."

'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'