Business Lunch T-Shirts

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

Tartine

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'This is where our customers all decided to go paperless.'

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Pie chart"

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'