Laptop Lunches Gifts

"Pie chart"

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Food van driving through an office.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I brought my lunch."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."