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'Too much to drink at lunch time.'

Country Pub Walk

Tartine

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Expense account or regular?"

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pie chart"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Just too many choices.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"I brought my lunch."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Getting old...

Beer Recycling Centre

'Here comes Ted.'

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"