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'Mom, that's not fair! Dad got an apple and I don't!'

Tartine

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Expense account or regular?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I brought my lunch."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

Urban lunch

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

One Hour Sandwich shop

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"