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'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I brought my lunch."

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Pie chart"

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Out to Scrunch.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Urban lunch

"Lunchward ho!"

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"