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"Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you."

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"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'Mother?'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

Bookkeeping Club

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'A sandwich?'

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

One Hour Sandwich shop

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"New from accounting, sir. Two and two is four again."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

Colloso-Corp. Do you want our "generally accepted accounting practices" to show a profit or loss last quarter? (Published previously on Feb. 13, 2002.)