Law Legend Pillows

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Now that's a win."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Myths and legends...

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Ted Hughes

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'