Litigation Legend Pillows

'My Dad doesn't have to beat up your Dad... my Dad is a lawyer.'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Now that's a win."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'What'll it be?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Another slander suit!"

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Law Offices

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"First, admit no harm."

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

The Washington Arbitrators

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

'I would advise against suing the devil, his lawyers are really good.'

"He said his first word today - compensation."

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

Hit by a golf ball and injured...