Litigation Legend Mugs

'My Dad doesn't have to beat up your Dad... my Dad is a lawyer.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Now that's a win."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'What'll it be?'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"Another slander suit!"

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

Law Offices

"First, admit no harm."

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

'I would advise against suing the devil, his lawyers are really good.'

The Washington Arbitrators

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

"He said his first word today - compensation."

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

"Your suit is without merit, but I admire the effort."